Just bought an ice scraper for my car. I live in Florida. PGP.

My ex “likes” all my siblings’ posts on social media. PGP.

Working this week but was told I’m not allowed to bill the client. PGP.

CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.

Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.