If you didn’t have the Etnies with the super thick, brightly colored laces….you didn’t even skate, bro.
I remember when I was too young to really skate, my friend and I would do on the side of his house and rub our shoes on the brick to tear the sides so it looked like we’d been throwing down flips like the older kids.
True. Last Sunday we shut the blinds, turned the ac down (69, of course) and watched the US Open. Took the dog out and actually forget it was 98 degrees. It’s called living the dream for sure
This makes me feel all the sad feels. I was wrongfully accused of spreading rumor(s) about a girl freshman year of college. The way those girls joined together to come after me was like nothing seen outside of a Predators in the Wild special on National Geographic.
Office is divided between tropical storm Cindy preppers and skeptics. Personally, I’m trying to take advantage of the distraction and skip out early for 18 holes this afternoon. Dad has already emailed with a plan about meeting up at their house (it has a generator, of course) to ride the storm out. Have a blessed Wednesday y’all.
Just imagine how many deals would go without closing, how many relationships would just be friendships, how infuriating golf would be, and how boring all our stories would be without beer.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy” -Benjamin franklin
I think we covered this. She’s not. I just enjoy exaggerating her behavior in the hopes I’ll get some likes on my comments, since that’s what I base my self worth on.
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If you didn’t have the Etnies with the super thick, brightly colored laces….you didn’t even skate, bro.
I remember when I was too young to really skate, my friend and I would do on the side of his house and rub our shoes on the brick to tear the sides so it looked like we’d been throwing down flips like the older kids.
True. Last Sunday we shut the blinds, turned the ac down (69, of course) and watched the US Open. Took the dog out and actually forget it was 98 degrees. It’s called living the dream for sure
Other top 2?
Touché. Imagine how nice it would be to crank out some afternoon emails while feeling a cool breeze against your exposed legs
Are you in Italy?
Please don’t kill yourself slowly like that, your life is worth living
Houston got nothing from Cindy. Got in early to tell every prepper “good thing you made it” as they come in the office today.
Have a blessed Thursday y’all
“Well, just try to get it done anyways” -my boss regardless of how real or fake busy I am
No one is forcing you to come here. I hear Buzzfeed has a great articles(s) about what kind of dog you are based on your personality.
Just remember, this is a satire/comedy site and if you’re taking it seriously, maybe you should suck a dick
This makes me feel all the sad feels. I was wrongfully accused of spreading rumor(s) about a girl freshman year of college. The way those girls joined together to come after me was like nothing seen outside of a Predators in the Wild special on National Geographic.
My dude
Should have used his middle finger to tickle the guy’s palm during the handshake. No one sees it but it lets the guy know who the alpha is
What about straws for nose beers?
Really hoping the fiancé shows what she’s learned about being an honorary Texan and has some beer, liquor, and snacks waiting for me at home
Office is divided between tropical storm Cindy preppers and skeptics. Personally, I’m trying to take advantage of the distraction and skip out early for 18 holes this afternoon. Dad has already emailed with a plan about meeting up at their house (it has a generator, of course) to ride the storm out. Have a blessed Wednesday y’all.
How did I miss this? This is soul crushing news for a Tuesday afternoon
You’re the worst
Just imagine how many deals would go without closing, how many relationships would just be friendships, how infuriating golf would be, and how boring all our stories would be without beer.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy” -Benjamin franklin
Be careful with the way you talk about Corinne
I think we covered this. She’s not. I just enjoy exaggerating her behavior in the hopes I’ll get some likes on my comments, since that’s what I base my self worth on.