I held myself together for the most part but as an update for my Weekend in Fun post, I did continue my tradition of throwing up in front of a family at a gas station Sunday. The fiancé was less than impressed and I think she even used the word “disappointing”.
If you don’t wash your hands after a poop it slowly builds your immune system then you can walk out of the bathroom back to your dinner date like a boss
Take those moving deposits and keep them tucked away safe. You’ll use them one day. When we move in a few weeks I have enough friends repaying me for helping that I won’t have to lift a finger
Tonight I get to spend my hard earned money on a couch I hate and the fiancé “LOVES”
Tomorrow I am driving to Dallas for a friend’s birthday party. We’re starting with burgers by the pool at 1:00 so we’ll see how deep into the night we can make it.
Sunday I’ll be driving home where I’ll bring back my old tradition of puking in front of families at a gas station.
I’m attending a 1920s themed party this weekend with absolutely no reason to be themed and now I’m told I will be matching my fiancé with absolutely no reason to match. I’m honestly contemplating a fake work trip or food poisoning to get out of it.
Yeah I always get the “you just think you’re cool for hating it”. Don’t hate it. Just watched the first 3 episodes of season one and didn’t like it. They’re lunatics
Fiancé started Game of Thrones from the beginning about a month ago to be ready for this season. I don’t watch it. Not a hater just not my type of show. Last Sunday we had a legitimate argument about why people who are fans of “GOT” are more intelligent and she went to bed mad at me because I told her Game of Thrones was the armpit of HBO programming
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I held myself together for the most part but as an update for my Weekend in Fun post, I did continue my tradition of throwing up in front of a family at a gas station Sunday. The fiancé was less than impressed and I think she even used the word “disappointing”.
Not in my America, bro
If you don’t wash your hands after a poop it slowly builds your immune system then you can walk out of the bathroom back to your dinner date like a boss
Where were all the ladies like you when I had an internship?!
Take those moving deposits and keep them tucked away safe. You’ll use them one day. When we move in a few weeks I have enough friends repaying me for helping that I won’t have to lift a finger
You’re going to love it, your body is going to hate it and will show it’s disapproval for weeks to come. Enjoy.
Tonight I get to spend my hard earned money on a couch I hate and the fiancé “LOVES”
Tomorrow I am driving to Dallas for a friend’s birthday party. We’re starting with burgers by the pool at 1:00 so we’ll see how deep into the night we can make it.
Sunday I’ll be driving home where I’ll bring back my old tradition of puking in front of families at a gas station.
Have a blessed weekend y’all
I’m 19th hole, and I approve this message
Good luck brother
You’re a blessing to all of us, Brian.
Just behind having a daughter that hangs out with guys that remind him of himself
Entourage? Get that negativity outta here
I’m attending a 1920s themed party this weekend with absolutely no reason to be themed and now I’m told I will be matching my fiancé with absolutely no reason to match. I’m honestly contemplating a fake work trip or food poisoning to get out of it.
Yeah I always get the “you just think you’re cool for hating it”. Don’t hate it. Just watched the first 3 episodes of season one and didn’t like it. They’re lunatics
Fiancé started Game of Thrones from the beginning about a month ago to be ready for this season. I don’t watch it. Not a hater just not my type of show. Last Sunday we had a legitimate argument about why people who are fans of “GOT” are more intelligent and she went to bed mad at me because I told her Game of Thrones was the armpit of HBO programming
You’re a hero. Think of how many men attend a bachelor party and live their lives never knowing what they really missed out on.
He already does that without being famous
I hope you get plantar fasciitis from your stupid Birkenstocks for talking this way about Bill
Moving in two weeks. Will try to provide updates on how these work out
The ladies in your family getting drunk on tequila and yelling at each other isn’t relatable?!