Glazing your face like a donut is all fun and games until you loose an eye. I think most guys would prefer to titty or booty shot. My personal experience with this is I drunkly did it one time and I felt like a piece of shit. You could also say “cum on my face OR my *insert random object in your room*” which will make the face glazing a lot less weird compared to spraying baby cream all over a lamp or something.
Nice. C Woods should be in great shape right now. Of course El T, gets the fajitas and pitcher of margs, don’t even look at the menu. Kirby Ice House is a big, fun place to do some day drinking at. After the game Biggio’s is right by Minute Maid and it’s got giant TVs.
“I got in early on a little tech company called Uber…my wife is also into anal”. Anything else and you’re just a boring person. No one really cares so why not make em a little jelly and laugh at the idea of them asking their wife for anal the next night
Fire truth on a Friday morning. The worst is the “door closed knock as they open it” intruder who doesn’t get the hint that my silence isn’t my mouth being full, it’s that I don’t wanna hear about your toddler’s diarrhea while I’m trying to enjoy my Trader Joe’s Southwest Chicken Salad.
Boring, bro. If you’re not sneaking under the table to open a snap then stuck trying to pretend like you didn’t just get a view of a world class caboose, you’re missing out.
A friend asked me the other day “does having a kid mean we’re too old to ask for nudes now?” and of course the answer is we’re never too old for nudes. Ladies, I don’t think you understand the amazing changes you can make in a man’s life with a little mid day booty snap.
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Exactly. It’s like smoking…I don’t NEED to be high but the entire process is what I need. And my “I” I mean my friend
Glazing your face like a donut is all fun and games until you loose an eye. I think most guys would prefer to titty or booty shot. My personal experience with this is I drunkly did it one time and I felt like a piece of shit. You could also say “cum on my face OR my *insert random object in your room*” which will make the face glazing a lot less weird compared to spraying baby cream all over a lamp or something.
Nice. C Woods should be in great shape right now. Of course El T, gets the fajitas and pitcher of margs, don’t even look at the menu. Kirby Ice House is a big, fun place to do some day drinking at. After the game Biggio’s is right by Minute Maid and it’s got giant TVs.
Bucees Ice. You Texas folks know what I’m talking about. It’s like a better version of sonic
No, we don’t
Ham and cheese? I could MAYBE see your argument if you said turkey, but ham?
Pro tip: mix the peanut butter and jelly in a cup then put it on the sandwich. Doesn’t make sense but it taste better.
Get fucked Lloyd
I did always hate Lloyd Braun
What the hell…
“I got in early on a little tech company called Uber…my wife is also into anal”. Anything else and you’re just a boring person. No one really cares so why not make em a little jelly and laugh at the idea of them asking their wife for anal the next night
Like I said, Josh, were at the bottom of the barrel this week
Since Dillion is off taking naked butt pics in Florida, what’s everyone up to this weekend?
Fire truth on a Friday morning. The worst is the “door closed knock as they open it” intruder who doesn’t get the hint that my silence isn’t my mouth being full, it’s that I don’t wanna hear about your toddler’s diarrhea while I’m trying to enjoy my Trader Joe’s Southwest Chicken Salad.
Denise sounds like a dime that would ruin your life but the sex is too good to walk away from. I just really want her and Girl to be related somehow
Solid movie. Hidden gem.
Don’t make excuses for him
Boring, bro. If you’re not sneaking under the table to open a snap then stuck trying to pretend like you didn’t just get a view of a world class caboose, you’re missing out.
Not you, man, relax.
Came here to say this and Johnny Taunami. Really getting to the bottom of the barrel with the writing talent this week with the boyz being gone. Sad.
A friend asked me the other day “does having a kid mean we’re too old to ask for nudes now?” and of course the answer is we’re never too old for nudes. Ladies, I don’t think you understand the amazing changes you can make in a man’s life with a little mid day booty snap.