Preparing for countless quarter life crisis jokes. PGP.

Seasonal Affective Disorder kicking in a little early this year. PGP.

Had a dream that I was asking out the hot girl from work, woke up having an anxiety attack. PGP.

Considering taking Adderall on Thanksgiving to avoid putting on 10 pounds like last year. PGP.

Being overly excited when a meeting is cancelled

Cubicle neighbor brought her kids in with her this morning. PGP.

My friend’s younger siblings left our BBQ because we weren’t drinking enough for them. PGP.

The constant fear of shitting the back of your dress shirt. PGP.

Still hungover.

Dress shirt + Sun burn = PGP.