The Letter Sent To The All Hair Hockey Team Is As Outrageous As The Video Itself

This year’s All Hair Hockey team has yet to come out, despite our bang-up coverage of the entire event. But good things come to those who wait, so I’ll just be sitting here refreshing my YouTube subscription feed until Pull Tab Productions uploads their 2016 picks.

Luckily, there’s no shortage of information on this year’s flows, from the interviews leading up to the tournament to a rundown of all boys throwing their hats in the ring.

But now, information has leaked about the letter that last year’s recipients received after being selected to the team, per BarDown and Twitter’s Warrior Stick Guy.

The letter reads as follows:

All Hockey Hair Team Letter

Remarkable. Just remarkable. I can’t explain why, but this guy’s tongue-in-cheek humor just doesn’t wear thin on me. And maybe because it’s completely backed up by stats. Like, sure, a ton of guys win the Stanley Cup, but only ten guys per year are graced with the pleasure of having hair luxurious enough to be featured in the video (which got an astonishing 2.5 million views last year).

But as always, stay tuned for all the info on this year’s squad while watching last year’s team announcement.

Fuck. That’s a lotta good hair.

[via BarDown / Twitter]

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Will deFries (Twitter / Instagram) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries (Twitter / Instagram). Email me at

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