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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
DEAL CLOSERS ONLY. I WANT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR. EVERYBODY ELSE EITHER PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO #DCO NATION IMMEDIATELY OR GET OUT. THIS MIND FUEL IS TO BE CONSUMED BY CITIZENS OF #DCO NATION AND NO ONE ELSE. NOW THAT WE’VE MADE THAT VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCTION, IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, BITCHES. IT’S FRIDAY UP IN THIS SHIT. TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AT YOUR DESK AND POUND YOUR CHEST AND MAKE GORILLA NOISES. YOU’RE AN ANIMAL, BABY. ACT LIKE IT. GRUNT LIKE TIM THE TOOLMAN TAYLOR TO LET YOUR COWORKERS KNOW YOU’RE THE ALPHA ON THE BLOCK.
PUT ON FOR YOUR CITY AND MAKE IT RAIN THIS WEEKEND.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Tight shit going down this weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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I HAVE UNTIL 3PM TO SUBMIT MOCKUP-LOGOS FOR THE NBA FINALS AND IF THE CLIENT LIKES ONE, I WILL BE HIRED ON AS HIS EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY WORLD! THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY! THIS IS MY MOMENT! I WORKED TOO HARD AND FOR TOO LONG NOT TO CLOSE THIS FUCKING DEAL, SO WATCH OUT MOTHER FUCKERS BECAUSE I WILL GO SCORCHED EARTH ON ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. TODAY I PISS ONLY PURE EXCELLENCE!
Make us proud
Read my lips Bill: Deal. Closers. Only.
Happy Friday y’all!
MY TAX REFUND JUST GOT DEPOSITED TODAY. YEAH YOU KNOW THAT MONEY TALKS, I AM THE VENTRILOQUIST.
MONEY TALKS, AND MOTHAFUCKAS EAVESDROPPING
My medical bill for my surgery came in the mail yesterday, good thing I have a great imagination still so that I can pretend I’m Canadian with universal health coverage. In other news, a big Pharma company who spent hundreds of millions of dollars to blockade legal marijuana in Arizona just got DEA approval to make synthetic marijuana. This is a great example of how our species has degraded itself to astronomical retardation levels…I’m gonna blast through this work day, cut out at 3, go check out a multi-fam house for an investment property and then hang with the lady and do some yoga again to get them Chakras and Chi’s aligned again so I don’t have the urge to assassinate highly ranked corporate stooges! 🙂
Just wait.. More bills will come: anesthesiologist, surgery center, sling/crutches, hell even the janitor might bill you for his time.
It’s gonna be so sick! I might just invoice them for gas costs, my time, emotional distress fees, and charge them for the lacrosse cleat that they cut open.
It’s deadline day folks! This 2 year long project is finally going to be completed and I couldn’t be happier. I’m going to send out that company wide memo letting all the boomers know I’ve made major changes they will have to adapt to. We all know how well that’s going to go so I’m peacing out the moment I hit send.
Going to be honest, been dragging this week. Decided to buck up, and downed a whole fresh pot of the black stuff this AM. Banging out stuff left and right at the office this morning, kicking in dicks from here to Timbuktu. Gonna switch on the afterburners and soar into this weekend, and I wish the same for all of you!
my response to every question I’m asked today? “I am Queens Boulevard.”
You kidding?
“I’m Vinny Chasin’ my dreams, and you’re lookin like Johnny Drama”
Showing my house tomorrow to potential renters! So I’m in the hurry up offense this morning! Im going to blow through everything, get out of the office by noon, race home and finish getting the house in presentation condition.
It’s Friday Billy and we’ve got a big weekend ahead to be hyped about. Baconfest tonight and Hamilton on Sunday
End of the first Quarter let’s get these fucking numbers higher than last year’s!