Man Sues Police For Jailhouse Beating, Video Shows He Kicked His Own Ass

Remember that dude from high school that would punch himself in the face to intimidate people? Turns out he lives in Oregon now.

This is embarrassing. Aleksander Robin Tomaszewski, 33, recently sued an Oregon sheriff’s department for a beatdown he received while being held in a cell for questioning. Tomaszewski received facial bruises and two black eyes from the beating, which, come to find out, was administered by Tomaszewski himself. That’s right. This guy thought he could kick his own ass and earn a little settlement from the city, but as it turns out, the cell was under video surveillance.

This unfortunate false flag operation cost Mr. Tomaszewski 20 days in jail, 36 months probation, and a fine of $500 for attempted coercion. That’s on top of the $100 fine and 20 days in jail he received for filing a false report. This is not how he saw things playing out.

[via Jonathan Turley]

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