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She exists, guys.
Maddie Brenneman is a Colorado fly fishing guide who loves “Clean Rivers & Healthy Fish,” aaaand I just became an advocate of fresh water conservation and meaty steelheads.
See for yourself.
What a catch, am I right?
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Will
Will (Twitter / Instagram) is the host of The Sunday Scaries Podcast.
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Broke up with my girlfriend halfway through the pictures
I went to college with this girl and she dated a guy from her high school and they stayed together all the way into senior year until he broke up with her because “he wanted to explore other things” in the future. Loser of the decade. Her family is loaded too.
Talk about throwing away your future. All he’d have to do is be an Instagram husband to promote products, hunt, fish, and make beautiful children in the mountains.
What an idiot.
She’s beautiful. Wonder how she feels about pudgy dudes who are pretty good with pivot tables?
Is this what love feels like?
The truth is women who fly fish are unicorns. Attractive ones are even more rare.
I’d build her a log cabin in the mountains
just what I needed a post that really hammered in the self loathing on this fine saturday.
Having lived and worked in the Colorado mountains, let me tell you how this works.
There is a line, at least ten guys deep. At least five of those ten guys are really good looking, and a better skier / mountain biker / rock climber / fisherman than you. And that’s for her less attractive friend.
If only she loved me back.
There is a God
Bruh…