I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP. John
Working an event for your company at the local career fair and bringing your resume along to pass to other companies. PGP. Sanchmaster
Feeling like a 3rd grader on the way to see the principal when your boss calls you into his office. PGP. HoustonOilGrad
At first I was optimistic. I soon became realistic, then indifferent, then apathetic. I’m beyond that now. There may be a word for it but I don’t care enough to look it up. PGP. SoManyPGPs
Coworker signed an email with “Have a productive day!” and I just wanted to respond “Go fuck yourself!” PGP. Mary Swanson
Mauling down your little cousins at the Easter egg hunt once you learn one contains a $100 bill. PGP. office_harlot
Leaving the last bit of your lunch unfinished and in front of you so when coworkers come over to talk they think they’re interrupting. PGP. Jack and Diet Abramoff
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