Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP. RonFuckingBurgandy
There are two types of people in my office: people with hobbies and people with kids. I have neither. PGP. mathlete
My date didn’t want to come home with me, but she endorsed me on LinkedIn. So I wouldn’t count it as a total loss. PGP. DeKendrick Washington
One roommate is a car salesman and the other is a server. Both make more than I do, and I have an engineering degree. PGP. AlexTFoster
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