I’ve always been curious about what drives people to want to pop the question at the ballpark. It’s perhaps the worst place to propose. It’s attention-seeking, annoying and makes you look like a gigantic goober. Besides the tremendous cost to your reputation, it can also cost you your entire life savings. You better hope she says yes, or else you’re out a few clams and embarrassed in front of 30,000+ drunken baseball fans. Always have an exit strategy. You have none if you decide to go down this road. Some teams have it figured out and don’t even allow proposals at the ballpark.

Swimmingly broke it down by every single team in Major League Baseball. The Royals, Blue Jays, Angels, Orioles and Mets don’t allow proposals at the stadium. Everywhere else ranges from $39 to $2500 dollars.

[via Swimmingly]