Your Aunt Linda And Her New Boyfriend Larry
Relationship status: Dating for two weeks.
Background: Your aunt Linda has always been a free spirit who has never settled down. She’s dated around forever, and now that she’s 47, she thinks she’s finally met the one in Larry. They met at a farmers’ market or something. You can’t remember, but they were all over each other at your mom’s 50th birthday party, and they made everyone really uncomfortable. They disappeared for 20 minutes at one point. Oh, God.
Most Recent Fight: They haven’t had one yet.
Times They’ve Had Sex In The Last Week: Gross.
Future Divorce Odds: Unavailable. Vegas is unwilling to give this partnership odds because it’s so difficult to read. Sure, Aunt Linda might actually be in love this time, but this relationship could blow up in the worst way. Just be happy for Aunt Linda right now.
My parents aren’t fictional….
You beat me to it. Well done.
Seth Pearson is one ugly dude
But after almost a decade, you know he’s packing heat below his Comfort Waist D3’s.
The amount of sex these fictitious couples have makes me jealous. Even Amy and Seth.