Have you ever wondered what the love child of Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson would look like? No? I haven’t, either. But, fortunately, somebody did, and this person took to modern technology to give the world a gift. If science…Read More »
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Seth Rogen Discloses Which Celebs He Has, Hasn’t Gotten High With
Seth Rogen isn’t one to be outdone by Lindsay Lohan and her list of celebrities she’s boinked. Your mother’s favorite stoner went on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” and dished to host Andy Cohen the list of celebrities he’s gotten…Read More »
Rob Ford Slams Frank Underwood, The Internet Explodes
What happens when Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and his brother Doug cut an Attitude Era worthy promo slamming “House of Cards” star Kevin Spacey? You get a perfect internet moment. On his YouTube show (real thing) “Ford Nation,” Rob and…Read More »
Is Your Alma Mater In One Of The Top 10 College Towns in America?
What do the top ten college towns in the US all have in common? Nobody saw them as contenders. A race full of dark horses. Movoto Real Estate claims it has found the formula for selecting the best college towns…Read More »
Lindsay Lohan Revealed Her Extensive Sexual Resumé And It Is Impressive
According to InTouch Weekly, Lindsay Lohan has some splainin’ to do. In Touch has reportedly obtained not just a list, but THE list of LiLo, and it is more star-studded than the front row of the Academy Awards. So star-studded,…Read More »
Men’s Wearhouse Buys Jos. A Bank, Creating Your Dad’s Favorite New Company
Today’s top story in boring, adult, grown-up working news, Men’s Wearhouse, Inc. ($MW) has agreed to buy Jos. A. Bank Clothiers Inc. (JOSB) for $1.8 Billion in Cash, ending a five-month-long struggle between the two retailers for corporate dominance and…Read More »
Christian Radio Host Says “Frozen” Is Dirty, Lesbian Propaganda For Satan
Good Lord, where do I even begin with this one? Kevin Swanson, the host of “Generations Radio,” a Christian themed, right wing radio show broadcast out of God knows where, took to his radio show to attack Disney’s universally beloved…Read More »
This Online “Percent” Calculator Will Show You How Poor You Really Are
I’ll never forget the day I got my first paycheck. No, I’m not talking about the couple hundred bucks I got cleaning up rich assholes’ half-eaten chicken carcasses when I was 16. I’m talking about the first big check I…Read More »
Zach Galifianakis Goes One-On-One With President Obama On Obamacare
In his latest bid to get young people to sign up for Obamacare, President Barack Obama appeared on Zach Galifianakis’ Funny or Die show, “Between Two Ferns.” The two roast each other pretty good. They cover every topic from healthcare,…Read More »
Game Of Thrones Drops Mixtape Featuring Big Boi, Common, Wale And More
HBO got 10 rappers together for a hip-hop and reggaeton mixtape, “Catch The Throne,” made up of original songs inspired by the series and its themes of battles and power struggles. And I just came.
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