We all have certain goals in life. Goals that involve your own yacht and a private island. Sometimes, there are certain sacrifices one must make to attain these goals. Turns out, having kids is what is holding you back from…Read More »
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REMAIN CALM: 80 Movies Are About To Disappear From Netflix
BATTLESTATIONS (your couch)! Netflix is about to dump roughly 80 movies from their online streaming library, INCLUDING the entire Rocky series and a ton of James Bond movies. Starting July 1, 2014, the following movies are going bye-bye: 10 Questions…Read More »
This Is What It Looked Like To Get Hammered Drunk In The 19th Century
A 19th century photographer got a little creative and snapped pictures of a drunkard as he progressively got completely wrecked. Sober. Feelin’ it. Really feelin’ it. Someone make sure this guy doesn’t drive that cart home. I think he’s done. …Read More »
Which State Do Residents Want to GTFO? It Might Surprise You
A new Gallup poll has shown which state residents would like to cross state lines and where you’ll have to drag the inhabitants out by their hair. The results definitely surprised me, I have to say. As a Connecticut native,…Read More »
Pissed Off Ex-Boyfriend Commemorates His Ex-Girlfriend Cheating On Him With His Best Friend
So, lots of layers here. This guy’s best friend slept with his girlfriend, so he launched a TeeSpring campaign commemorating the infidelity that went down between his best bud and former lady. The tees have a touch of class, a powder blue…Read More »
Amazon Buys Video Game Streaming Company For A Billion Dollars For Some Reason
Jeff Bezos is a smart dude, but I’m gonna need a pretty lengthy explanation from him about his latest venture. As of today, Amazon has announced that they will be purchasing the web-streaming company, Twitch, for $970 million IN CASH.…Read More »
Parents Reveal The Worst Things Their Kids Have Ever Done, Ensuring You’ll Never Want To Procreate
Reddit never ceases to entertain. It also never ceases to terrify. I’ve seen things on there that make me lose sleep at night. Nothing has been more terrifying than this AskReddit thread in which parents describe the worst things their…Read More »
8 Things You Definitely Didn’t Know About “Tommy Boy”
“Tommy Boy” stands as the ultimate “buddy comedy” of the 1990s. Chris Farley and David Spade in their prime, the DiMaggio and Mantle of ’90s comedy. So why not learn a little bit more about it? Chris Farley got in a…Read More »
This Is What The Austin Skyline Is Going To Look Like In Three Years
Austin, Texas is already America’s next big boom town. The population grows by 110 people a day and it’s threatening to crack the top 10 of most populated cities in the US. Austin’s current skyline is a mix of residential and…Read More »
Which City Has The Best (Or Worst) Bang For Your Buck In America?
Just like I believe everything my (saint of a) mother says to be true, so too do I trust NPR, mostly because of Ira Glass which has no bearing on its validity. But I digress. Point is, saddle up, partner;…Read More »
