Who doesn’t dream of someday having the kind of “fuck you money” where they could just pay for their favorite band to come play their party? Ever since kids entered crazy contests to try to get [fill in the pop…Read More »
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Rejoice! Oscar Mayer Has Created Lunchables For Adults
First and foremost, I would like to thank Oscar Mayer for helping me develop my distinguished taste in questionable meats and cheeses. Secondly, I would like to thank them for their part in shaping my early OCD tendencies as a…Read More »
This Online “Percent” Calculator Will Show You How Poor You Really Are
I’ll never forget the day I got my first paycheck. No, I’m not talking about the couple hundred bucks I got cleaning up rich assholes’ half-eaten chicken carcasses when I was 16. I’m talking about the first big check I…Read More »
Erin Pugliese’s Smoking Hot Instagram Account Will Make You Want To Hit The Gym NOW
That spare tire isn’t going anywhere unless you hit the gym. Thank goodness for Instagram gym babes like Erin Pugliese. She keeps it tight.
Peyton Manning Arrested In Nashville For Cocaine Possession
No, really. Peyton Manning was caught with coke over the weekend in Nashville. Just not the Peyton Manning you’re thinking of. It was an 18-year-old Nashville woman who was busted on cocaine possession during a traffic stop. Whoops. WSMV in…Read More »
A Breakdown Of “The Debate Of The Decade”
In case your knowledge of current events is limited to knowing the Seahawks decimated the Broncos on Sunday and Juan Pablo finally got rid of Dog Lover on Monday, there was another somewhat noteworthy event this week. Last night, scientist…Read More »
What Are The Drunkest Days Of The Year in America?
Thanks to the rise in mobile breathalyzer companies, people can now responsibly monitor their alcohol intake so you don’t end up at work hung over tomorrow or do something worse, like, you know, drive home drunk. Companies like the San…Read More »
This Map Shows You The Most Selective School In Your State
eCollegeFinder released yet another map of which school in your state is the toughest for first year undergraduates to get into. Selectivity is determined by the colleges with the lowest acceptance rate on undergraduate applications in fall 2013 in each state.…Read More »
Two New York Bachelorettes Head To Craigslist To Find Painfully Stereotypical White Men To Date This Fall
I guess autumn really is relationship season. You need to look like a functioning human being in front of the family during the holidays, you need a date to the company Christmas party, you need someone to kiss on NYE. These…Read More »
This Guy Sent A Group Text To 32 Of His Tinder Matches And It Blew Up In His Face
Poor bastard never had a chance. “Joshua” had himself quite a Tinder hot streak going and decided to reap what he had swiped. One problem, ol’ Joshie included all 32 of them in the same group text and they tore him…Read More »
