Go home, esurance. You’re drunk. This is from Sharlene King on Twitter. Apparently this sign is hanging up in Chicago at the corner of Canal and Washington. Hey @esurance, I think you meant "click" and not "dick". Stern words about…Read More »
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Good Guy Chris Pratt Visits Children In Hospital As Star Lord
Chris Pratt could not be having a better year. He’s the star of the #1 movie in America, the summer blockbuster “Guardians of the Galaxy,” starring in “The Lego Movie” made him the idol of children everywhere, and did an…Read More »
“Business Baby” Is Probably A Better Boss Than Your Boss
Reddit continues to be a bright shining beacon of internet accomplishment. Reddit user C0LDBLUERIBB0N posted a picture that he found on his Facebook feed from one of his friends with the caption “Look, tell Clyde he’s a dumbass… and then…Read More »
His Wife Didn’t Want To Take Pictures While She Was Pregnant, So He Took One For The Team
Guts. Glory. (Sonog)Ram. Maternity pictures are to births as engagement photos are to marriage in that they are both completely useless and liter our Facebook feeds. So when your presumably hot young, very pregnant wife opts out of maternity photos…Read More »
Woman Calls Out Her Cheating Husband In The Local Paper
They say that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and though I’ve never personally been there, I imagine this to be true. Just ask any of my exes. You see, women are a special breed of crazy. A…Read More »
CareerBuilder Survey Reveals The Most Outrageous Ways People Waste Time At Work
I’m not above average at much, but the number of hours per week I spend not working exceeds the number of hours I use productively (at least what the company considers productive). Actually, it’s not even close. But today, TheStreet released…Read More »
The Best Vine Of All Time Has Been Unearthed
DMX + frolicking, NGAF llama = gold.
Pissed Off Ex-Boyfriend Commemorates His Ex-Girlfriend Cheating On Him With His Best Friend
So, lots of layers here. This guy’s best friend slept with his girlfriend, so he launched a TeeSpring campaign commemorating the infidelity that went down between his best bud and former lady. The tees have a touch of class, a powder blue…Read More »
Netflix And Verizon’s Fee Dispute Is Ruining Streaming For Some Users
Netflix has gotten into a dick-measuring contest with the country’s largest Internet Service Providers. The losers of this contest are, of course, Netflix customers. Netflix and telecom giants like Verizon can’t seem to agree on how much money Netflix should…Read More »
America Dominates World In Pizza, Everything Else
I don’t need to tell you guys how awesome pizza is. According to these Forbes statistics, you already know. In just under two decades, per capita pizza consumption of pizza has gone up 41%. On your average eight slice pie,…Read More »
