VP of Corporate Communications, David Tovar is one bad dude. The New York Times published an attempted hit-piece on the shopping conglomerate that was full of inaccuracies. Tovar decided he was sick of his company’s name being dragged through the mud.…Read More »
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Texas Man Wins Half-Million Dollar Lawsuit After Being Forced To Motorboat His Boss’s Breasts
The type of horror that James P. Gist from Galveston, Texas went through at his former job is enough to make you cringe, yet also uncomfortably laugh while you visualize what kind of torture poor James had to go through…Read More »
These Are The 10 “Most Beautiful” People In Washington DC
Each year, The Hill releases a list of the “50 Most Beautiful People” in Washington, DC. Notoriously known as “Hollywood for ugly people,” I’m surprised they even found 50 people who could qualify as beautiful in our nation’s capital. I’m…Read More »
Which Country Has The Biggest Dongs?
On the surface, the question, “Which Country Has The Biggest Penis?” is a very, very loaded question, but a simple one. Naturally, the answer is America, because we swing it around like it’s nobody’s business and clearly have the biggest…Read More »
Atlanta Douche Puts On A Spectacular Display Of How Not To Pick Up Women On Facebook
You want a clinic on how not to pick up women on Facebook? Number one, don’t try to pick up women on Facebook at all. If you don’t like the way number one sounds, take a look at this Atlanta…Read More »
Deleted FAFSA Tweet Blatantly Makes Fun Of “Poor” College Kids
Good ol’ FAFSA. Everyone’s favorite government racket. When they’re not throwing out $80,000 loans with 7% compounding interest to literally anyone who can write their own name, they’re tweeting out nonsense like this: “LOL fuck you, poors. It’s like you…Read More »
Americans Are Getting Gouged On Rent Now More Than Ever
Living in a major American city is the Catch-22 to end all Catch-22s. You have to move there to get a job. Your job barely pays your insanely high rent. Your rent is high because your city has all the…Read More »
Anna Kendrick Is Still Single, Despite The Internet’s Claim She Wasn’t
Gawker wanted to stir the pot this morning and get the internet all up in a tizzy, so they obviously made a huge deal out of nothing. America’s hot babysitter, Anna Kendrick, was spotted with Alfie Allen (TAFKA Theon Greyjoy,…Read More »
How Much Your Favorite Band Would Cost To Play A Private Show?
Who doesn’t dream of someday having the kind of “fuck you money” where they could just pay for their favorite band to come play their party? Ever since kids entered crazy contests to try to get [fill in the pop…Read More »
Rejoice! Oscar Mayer Has Created Lunchables For Adults
First and foremost, I would like to thank Oscar Mayer for helping me develop my distinguished taste in questionable meats and cheeses. Secondly, I would like to thank them for their part in shaping my early OCD tendencies as a…Read More »
