You know those old clips of Charlie Steiner struggling to read SportsCenter highlights because the news is so damn ridiculous? That’s what I felt like when I was writing this. There’s a serial pooper on the loose in Ohio. Yep,…Read More »

I’m sure by now you’ve noticed that today is Daylight Saving (yes, it really is “saving,” not “savings”). If you’re anything like me, you woke up this morning and congratulated yourself on not sleeping the ENTIRE day away, then looked…Read More »

“Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.” Way to be a good sport, Mike. Only took you 18 years.. [via Funny or Die]

Wedding season is just around the corner, which means that already, I have seven “save the dates” stuck to my fridge. Seven. With each one I get in the mail, I see the Caribbean vacation I had planned on taking…Read More »

When you picture this in your mind, it’s even better. Do you know how rare it is to dine with someone who’s played the Caped Crusader on screen? It’s rarer to eat dinner with one of Christian Bale, Adam West,…Read More »

ISIS in Tatooine. You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Fans of the iconic Star Wars film series are being warned away from visiting the town known as Tataouine, which inspired the name of Luke Skywalker’s…Read More »

Who says that Minor League baseball teams can’t cause heart-stopping, Major League action? Only, it’s not what’s on the field that’s causing it, it’s what they’re selling at the concession stand. Not to be outdone by the Arizona Diamondbacks and…Read More »

These days, you can’t get drunk and make an ass of yourself without some sort of evidence popping up and biting you in the ass. These things can range from that drunk karaoke video your coworker snapped at the last…Read More »