The lead sportscaster with ABC’s Dallas-Fort Worth affiliate is back with more piping hot NFL takes. Dale Hansen previously blew up the world wide web with his heartfelt Michael Sam take, then he called out local high school fans for…Read More »
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They Combined Google Autocomplete And Family Feud To End Office Productivity Once And For All
Typing random shit into the Google search box just to see what pops up is one of my favorite pastimes. Knowing that, someone went ahead and ended all workplace productivity once and for all by creating “Google Feud.” Genius. Google…Read More »
Guy Gets Invited to Random Dude’s Bachelor Party By Accident, Is Still Going
Imagine for a minute that you’re sitting at your desk in your office and you get an email like this: “People, Has anyone else noticed now that Jeff has been rocking the beard for a while – he looks like…Read More »
Dallas Sixth Grade Teacher Drops Fantastic Profanity-Laced Motivational Rant On Students
A Dallas Independent School District sixth grade “leadership” teacher is under fire for dropping a pretty intense yet badass profanity-filled rant on his students. Naturally, since it’s 2015 and kids just can’t survive without having a cell phone on them…Read More »
You Can Now Send Money Via Facebook Messenger For Some Reason
I don’t understand the future. I really don’t. Remember a few months back when Snapchat let you send money to friends via the app, thus giving your nudes a monetary value? Well, now Facebook wants to get into the money…Read More »
Garbage Man Gets Arrested For Doing His Job Too Early, Not Being A Lazy Shit
You’d think that someone who shows up to work two hours early, unprompted, might get a raise or at least some welcomed attention from superiors — not a month behind bars. Especially when that work has to do with hauling…Read More »
Lazy Ass Boston Woman Uses Tinder To Find Someone To Help Her Shovel Out Her Car
No, you perverts. I’m saying she literally wanted someone to shovel her car out from under a massive snowbank in Boston. The verb “to shovel” should NEVER be used in reference to anything sexual in nature. Let’s get back on…Read More »
RIP Internet Explorer, Microsoft Killing Off The Iconic Internet Brand
Well, they finally went ahead and did it; it’s been a long time coming, too. Microsoft, the company you don’t give a shit about anymore unless it’s immediately followed by the words “Xbox” or “Bought the LA Clippers”, announced that…Read More »
These Are The Most Inappropriate Questions Redditors Have Been Asked During A Job Interview
Getting grilled in a job interview happens sometimes. A job that’s demanding and challenging might require a demanding and challenging screening process. That’s just common sense. What about those jobs that don’t need to dress down interviewees? What about the…Read More »
Qatar Airways Boss Sends Out Company-Wide Email Shaming Drunk Employee
These days, you can’t get drunk and make an ass of yourself without some sort of evidence popping up and biting you in the ass. These things can range from that drunk karaoke video your coworker snapped at the last…Read More »
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