For the well-worth-it price of $250 American dollars, your hungover days can be behind you. For your $250, a nurse will come to your home and load you up with all sorts of hangover busting drugs. Sounds kind of sketchy –…Read More »
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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Teaming Up Again for the Greater Good of Humanity
Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin, Lucy and Ethel, Cheech and Chong, Harry and Lloyd. What do they all have in common? They’re fucking hilarious, that’s what. Once again, the great gods of Hollywood are bestowing yet another movie on us…Read More »
The Big East Lives: Syracuse And Georgetown To Resume Legendary Basketball Rivalry
Thank the sweet, sweet Lord. One of college basketball’s greatest rivalries is back. The Syracuse-Georgetown rivalry, considered to be one of the most iconic rivalries in NCAA Men’s Basketball, which stretches back to the late 1970’s with the formation…Read More »
Philanthropic Finance Bro Posts Craigslist Ad To Promote His First Annual “Shorts Drive” For The Homeless
This guy is a man of the people. Homeless people, specifically. It can get hot during the summer in NYC. The concrete jungle turns into a foul smelling greenhouse of steaming garbage and human excrement. He wants to provide some…Read More »
The Late Night Morning Roundup: Jimmy Buffett Gives Jimmy Fallon Drinking Advice
Fallon Jimmy is still hanging out in Orlando this week, and he visits Universal Studios in Orlando with comedian Kevin Hart, who loses his shit on a roller coaster. But the highlight of the night came in the form of…Read More »
How Much Do Idiots Pay To Propose At The Ballpark?
I’ve always been curious about what drives people to want to pop the question at the ballpark. It’s perhaps the worst place to propose. It’s attention-seeking, annoying and makes you look like a gigantic goober. Besides the tremendous cost to…Read More »
Google’s April Fool’s Stunt Is Going To Be Awesome
April Fool’s Day is upon us, and in the age of the internet, that means the search engines and other resources we know and love, have been reprogrammed to screw with us. Google, the most notable offender, has given us…Read More »
Millennials Prioritize Brunch Over Clothes And Dating
Remember the days when we were all teenagers and the things that mattered were wearing cool clothes, hanging out with friends at the mall, and dreaming of owning luxuries by the time we’re in our mid-20s? Well, the times have…Read More »
Mitt Romney Does The Ice Bucket Challenge In A Full Suit And Tie, Ruins His Perfectly Coiffed Hair
The Ice Bucket Challenge continues to bring out the very best in people. Mitt Romney decided to get in on the fun- AND BAH GOD THAT’S PAUL RYAN’S MUSIC!!! Post by Mitt Romney. Why you gotta be so rude, Paul…Read More »
Guy Loses Fantasy League, Forced To Suggestively Pose For Embarrassing Photo Calendar
Losing your fantasy league has all sorts of consequences. You might lose money, dignity, that prime parking spot near the office entrance that’s basically the equivalent of a handicapped space, your girlfriend to the winner for a night. However, whatever…Read More »
