Looks like we’ve got us another case of “Life Imitating South Park.” In Brighton, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit, you can now get fined up to $200 for swearing. $200! That’s a lot of fucking beer money. This story came…Read More »
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Peyton Manning Arrested In Nashville For Cocaine Possession
No, really. Peyton Manning was caught with coke over the weekend in Nashville. Just not the Peyton Manning you’re thinking of. It was an 18-year-old Nashville woman who was busted on cocaine possession during a traffic stop. Whoops. WSMV in…Read More »
This Couple Threw One Hell Of An SEC-Themed Wedding
Oh, Rocky Top. Ohhhhhhhhh, Rocky Top. Never change. University of Tennessee fan, Robby Lowe, decided that he wanted to leave no doubt that he and his wife were the biggest Vols fans in the world. Thus, he threw the most…Read More »
Fake College Student Calls In Bomb Threat At Graduation So Her Parents Wouldn’t Find Out She Wasn’t Graduating
Respect the hustle, I guess? 22-year-old Danielle Shea from Quincy, Mass. was supposed to graduate from Quinnipiac University last weekend. At least that’s what she told her parents while taking thousands of their dollars to do God knows what in…Read More »
Hero Cat To Throw Out First Pitch At Baseball Game – Yes, A Cat
Full disclosure, I am not a cat person by any stretch, but this is actually one badass kitty, so we’ll let it slide. You all know the story by now, right? Kid’s playing in the driveway unattended, a neighbor’s dog…Read More »
Vince McMahon Lost A Ton Of Money Today
Uh oh. No longer a billionaire:Vince McMahon has lost $350 million since start of day as WWE stock tanks. http://t.co/yAdSvGiZu4 — Luisa Kroll (@luisakroll) May 16, 2014 Shoulda kept Val Venis around longer. Just my opinion. Actually, it’s been…Read More »
Ohio Shames Drunk Drivers Better Than Any Other State
Driving drunk is the dumbest thing you can do. Completely avoidable. Looks like the Ohio state government thinks the same thing and issues a scarlet letter-type of punishment to any DUI offenders who are driving in the state. A giant,…Read More »
This Is Actually The Idaho GOP Gubernatorial Debate
I have no words. No words. Butch Otter vs. Harley Brown. No holds barred for the great state of Idaho. [via Slate]
