Apparently Taylor Swift is good for more than breaking up with dudes, writing songs about them, and leaving the gym looking red carpet-ready flawless. She is also the Chipotle Savior. Taylor Swift was nonchalantly walking around Central Park one day…Read More »
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The Late Night Morning Roundup: Fallon and Chris Christie Kill It With “The Evolution of Dad Dancing”
Fallon New Jersey Governor Chris Christie stopped by The Tonight Show to take a look at “The Evolution of Dad Dancing,” in honor of Father’s Day. Gotta hand it to Christie, he’s looking a lot more svelte these days. Not…Read More »
REPORT: Old People Ruined Red Lobster
Last week, it was announced that seafood megachain Red Lobster was sold for $2.1 billion dollars, which is kind of incredible. There were rumors that the company was just going to close every single restaurant in the chain, denying bored…Read More »
Women Are Crazier Than Men Previously Feared: Wife Divorcing Husband For His Hatred Of “Frozen”
I love “Frozen.” Actually, no. I fucking love “Frozen.” My obsession knows no bounds. I own the movie, I own the soundtrack, and I’ve even gone so far as to hijack the shit out of our office’s playlist and add…Read More »
Just Kidding! Feds Agree That Powdered Alcohol Is A Horrible Idea
I guess I wasn’t the only person who thought that was a terrible idea. Yesterday, news broke that a powdered alcohol product called “Palcohol” was approved by the US Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau for sale in the…Read More »
George R.R. Martin Is A Mets Fan, Which Explains Why He Loves Killing People So Much
George R.R. Martin, creator of the “Game of Thrones” mega-entertainment enterprise threw out the first pitch at his hometown Albuquerque Isotopes, the Triple-A affiliate of the Los Angeles Dodgers. He’s seen sporting a New York Mets hat, which explains so…Read More »
Thief Steals Google Glass From Stranger, Victim Records The Rest Of His Weird Day
When I was younger and immature, well more immature, I used to come home from school and stuff as many Oreos in my mouth as possible. I was dumb back then, well dumber, because I left evidence everywhere. Being caught…Read More »
Hero Cat To Throw Out First Pitch At Baseball Game – Yes, A Cat
Full disclosure, I am not a cat person by any stretch, but this is actually one badass kitty, so we’ll let it slide. You all know the story by now, right? Kid’s playing in the driveway unattended, a neighbor’s dog…Read More »
How Many Cable Channels Do You REALLY Need?
How many TV channels do you watch? I can tell you right now how many I watch. CBS, ABC and FOX for the network content (News, Morning, Late Night), CW for “Arrow,” AMC for “Mad Men,” the ESPN suite, TNT…Read More »
Where Are The Friendliest and Unfriendliest Cities in America?
When you’re traveling for business, it’s always good to know some facts about the city you’re going to: Is there a cool social scene, is it hard to get around, is it colder than a witches tit in February, and,…Read More »