Read it and weep the happiest of tears: Dr. Pepper is the fountain of youth. Fort Worth resident Elizabeth Sullivan turned 104 this week, and chalks up her centenarian lifestyle to the three Dr. Peppers she’s had each day for…Read More »
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Giant Sex Party In NYC This Weekend For Rich Wall Streeters Only
Looking for something to do in New York City this weekend? Well, if you’ve got a box of condoms and a 10-digit balance in your bank account, you might be able to take part in the most “elite” sex party…Read More »
2 Secret Service Agents Got Wasted And Crashed Their Car Into The White House
Remember that scene in season one of “House of Cards” when Peter Russo got pulled over for driving while white girl wasted? Everyone watching it was like, “Oh, shit! He’s going to jail. What happens when a U.S. congressman gets…Read More »
Steve Spurrier Joins Twitter, Immediately Tweets Old Man Internet Gibberish
The Ol’ Ball Coach is tweeting, baby. Steve Spurrier got himself a Twitter account. Of course, when old people start using the internet, they really have to get used to the hot waters of the world wide web. OBC was…Read More »
Forbes’ List Of America’s Most Affordable Cities Is Full Of Cities That Suck
The demographic shifts are clear - more and more postgrads are flocking to smaller cities in search of urban amenities without the exalted cost of living that New York and San Francisco bring. Of course, “smaller cities” refers to places…Read More »
Tennessee Church Somehow Manages To Make The Devil Seem Heroic With Dumb Sign
Susan B. Anthony, Martin Luther King Jr., Harvey Milk, Abraham Lincoln, and… the devil? According to a sign recently posted outside the Knoxville Baptist Tabernacle Church in Knoxville, Tenn., Lucifer — the fallen angel, the morning star, the lord of…Read More »
Dallas Sixth Grade Teacher Drops Fantastic Profanity-Laced Motivational Rant On Students
A Dallas Independent School District sixth grade “leadership” teacher is under fire for dropping a pretty intense yet badass profanity-filled rant on his students. Naturally, since it’s 2015 and kids just can’t survive without having a cell phone on them…Read More »
These Are The Most Inappropriate Questions Redditors Have Been Asked During A Job Interview
Getting grilled in a job interview happens sometimes. A job that’s demanding and challenging might require a demanding and challenging screening process. That’s just common sense. What about those jobs that don’t need to dress down interviewees? What about the…Read More »
This (Surprisingly High Def) SXSW Fight Video Shows Just How Ratchet The Festival Really Gets
There’s a certain mystique about — and perpetuated by — Austin’s signature event, South By Southwest (aka SXSW). With all the emphasis on new technology, up and coming musicians, artists, and films, it portrays itself like it’s a festival that…Read More »
Goldman Sachs Tweeted About Millennials Using Emojis, Twitter Hated It
Noted world power Goldman Sachs fired out a tweet promoting their “Millennials, Coming of Age” data story today. The tweet, which caught Twitter a bit of guard, featured an unprecedented string of emojis that seem to telling the story of…Read More »