Gentlemen, it was bound to happen—there is a dick measuring app for your iPhone and iPad called “Condom Size.” Dick size is an age old topic of discussion thanks to humanity’s obsession with how big the bat you are swinging is…Read More »
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Here’s Yet Another Comcast Customer Service Horror Story, With Video
About a month ago, we covered the story of Ryan Block, a guy who was just trying to change his cable and internet service and ended up getting harassed for 20 minutes by an irate Comcast customer service employee. This week,…Read More »
Happy F**king Birthday: The Cubicle Turns 50 Today
Look to your left. Look to your right. Look in front of you. What do you see? If you answered anything but “a drab, grey foam wall from hell,” you’re clearly way too high-up at your respective company to be…Read More »
The On-Demand $250 Hangover Care Service Is Expanding To Multiple Cities
For the well-worth-it price of $250 American dollars, your hungover days can be behind you. For your $250, a nurse will come to your home and load you up with all sorts of hangover busting drugs. Sounds kind of sketchy –…Read More »
Goldman Sachs Is Kind Of A Shitty Company To Work For If You’re A Woman, Shocking No One
Something is rotten in the state of Goldman, and it isn’t the ludicrously expensive caviar one of the execs left in the decadently furnished break room fridge. The company, currently on the receiving end of the class-action scorn of its…Read More »
Dads Rejoice, Hawaiian Shirts Have Officially Made Their Comeback
I’ve been a huge advocate for the Hawaiian shirt for the past few years. It’s comfortable, stylish, and gives you the ultimate “I’m permanently on vacation” state of mind. We’re all on the #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts train and it looks like the…Read More »
Stripper Named Bobbey Boucher Hangs Up On Police Asking About Her Missing Daughter Because She “Had To Get On Stage”
Remember that time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl? Do ya?! According to a sheriff’s report, stripper Bobbey Jo Boucher (actual name) hung up on a deputy last week because duty called—she…Read More »
What Are The Most Eco-Friendly Colleges In The Country?
eCollegeFinder, map savants, have put out yet another fun-to-look-at map. This one shows which colleges in the US are the greenest, most eco-friendly in the country. The criteria for each school is “A high number of LEED (Leadership in Energy…Read More »
Zach Galifianakis Goes One-On-One With President Obama On Obamacare
In his latest bid to get young people to sign up for Obamacare, President Barack Obama appeared on Zach Galifianakis’ Funny or Die show, “Between Two Ferns.” The two roast each other pretty good. They cover every topic from healthcare,…Read More »
Here’s A Drunk Jimmy Fallon Buying Shots For An Entire Bar In New York
Jimmy Fallon hit the town last week, because he’s Jimmy Fallon and doesn’t need an excuse. We see Fallon rocking a hardcore happy hour uniform (loosened tie, rolled up sleeves, unbuttoned oxford), while “Runaround Sue” is blasting in the background.…Read More »
