Time off from work is a very tricky thing. You get probably a week around Christmas until the New Year, a few days for Thanksgiving, maybe a day or two around Easter, your government-mandated 10 days, and that’s about it.…Read More »
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This “How Many Pro Athletes Are Younger Than Me?” Tool Will Ruin Sports For You
Pro athletes are always out there making the rest of us look bad. Whether it’s catching footballs in ways that defy gravity or dunking on baskets taller than your average suburban tree, they’re pretty much superhuman for a living. Well,…Read More »
Feel Good Story of the Day: Mark Cuban Funds Dream Wedding for Texas Couple in Need
Mark Cuban always seems to find his way onto someone’s shit list. He’s not like most billionaires who keep their mouths shut on controversial topics to protect their public image. He’s high profile and is willing to call things…Read More »
The Late Night Morning Roundup: Jimmy Buffett Gives Jimmy Fallon Drinking Advice
Fallon Jimmy is still hanging out in Orlando this week, and he visits Universal Studios in Orlando with comedian Kevin Hart, who loses his shit on a roller coaster. But the highlight of the night came in the form of…Read More »
How Much Do Idiots Pay To Propose At The Ballpark?
I’ve always been curious about what drives people to want to pop the question at the ballpark. It’s perhaps the worst place to propose. It’s attention-seeking, annoying and makes you look like a gigantic goober. Besides the tremendous cost to…Read More »
Google’s April Fool’s Stunt Is Going To Be Awesome
April Fool’s Day is upon us, and in the age of the internet, that means the search engines and other resources we know and love, have been reprogrammed to screw with us. Google, the most notable offender, has given us…Read More »
Millennials Prioritize Brunch Over Clothes And Dating
Remember the days when we were all teenagers and the things that mattered were wearing cool clothes, hanging out with friends at the mall, and dreaming of owning luxuries by the time we’re in our mid-20s? Well, the times have…Read More »
Mitt Romney Does The Ice Bucket Challenge In A Full Suit And Tie, Ruins His Perfectly Coiffed Hair
The Ice Bucket Challenge continues to bring out the very best in people. Mitt Romney decided to get in on the fun- AND BAH GOD THAT’S PAUL RYAN’S MUSIC!!! Post by Mitt Romney. Why you gotta be so rude, Paul…Read More »
Guy Loses Fantasy League, Forced To Suggestively Pose For Embarrassing Photo Calendar
Losing your fantasy league has all sorts of consequences. You might lose money, dignity, that prime parking spot near the office entrance that’s basically the equivalent of a handicapped space, your girlfriend to the winner for a night. However, whatever…Read More »
Seinfeld Reunion To Become Reality, According To Jerry Himself
While Seinfeld fans were given an appetizer of comedic genius when the original cast reunited during the seventh season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm in 2009, they have been relegated to watching and rewatching the nine original seasons of the…Read More »
