I have no idea how anyone does anything without coffee. My morning typically goes like this: make horrible, burnt coffee in my Keurig that tides me over until a mediocre pot of coffee brews that tides me over until I…Read More »
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Four Idiot Kentucky Fans Get 40-0 Tattooed On Their Asses Before The NCAA Tournament Starts
All year I’ve watched the Kentucky Wildcats men’s basketball team in awe. I’ve watched them with disbelief and envy. I’ve watched them with morbid glee as they’ve dismantled opponents as Robert Durst would a female neighbor. I have wanted Kentucky…Read More »
Zoolander And Hansel Blow Up Paris Fashion Week With Surprise Appearance
Now this is happening. I received a text this morning prompting me to check the “Fashion in Paris” Snapchat that’s already sourced into the app. Like most would, I balked. Then curiosity got the best of me, and my day…Read More »
RIP Internet Explorer, Microsoft Killing Off The Iconic Internet Brand
Well, they finally went ahead and did it; it’s been a long time coming, too. Microsoft, the company you don’t give a shit about anymore unless it’s immediately followed by the words “Xbox” or “Bought the LA Clippers”, announced that…Read More »
Spirit Airlines New $69 Promotion is Ballsy and In-Your-Face
Anyone who flies Spirit Airlines knows exactly what they’re getting into. They’re an “ultra low-cost carrier”, which roughly translates to “a bus that flies”, and if you want to check a bag, you better be prepared to pony up the…Read More »
Bill Clinton Admits To Power Move, Only Sent Two Emails In His Life
Over the weekend, Hillary Clinton, potential 2016 Democratic presidential candidate, found herself in hot water as a result of her use of a private email server during her time as secretary of state under President Obama. While commentators from both…Read More »
They Combined Google Autocomplete And Family Feud To End Office Productivity Once And For All
Typing random shit into the Google search box just to see what pops up is one of my favorite pastimes. Knowing that, someone went ahead and ended all workplace productivity once and for all by creating “Google Feud.” Genius. Google…Read More »
Relive Your Spring Break Memories With The Panama City Holiday Inn Pool Deck Live Feed
It’s that time of year again, baby. The wonderfully trashy Holiday Inn Sunspree has a live feed of their pool deck running 24/7 all throughout Spring Break month. This thing was a gold mine last year and it’s already bearing…Read More »
NPR Graph Tells You What Income Class You Would Be In Different American Cities
If you’ve ever sat by yourself, looked around your overpriced flat in an area of Los Angeles that isn’t nearly as cool — or as stabbing free — as the realtor assured you, or your drafty shoebox apartment in New…Read More »
Rejoice, New Yorkers: Chick-fil-A Launching Massive Three-Story Location This Summer
We folks in New York City have a lot going for us. We’ve got the Statue of Liberty, Central Park, Di Fara Pizza, Brooklyn Bagels, sports teams that release super cheap seats after they inevitably shit the bed, and an…Read More »
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