Being stuck between a rock (smelly lady) and a hard place (annoying guy) all day. PGP.
Always blaming the new guy. PGP.
Hanging on the line after transferring a customer just to waste time. PGP.
Finally, nice weather. I should open the sunroof. Oh wait, I can’t. I’ll get sunburn on my bald spot. PGP.
Not removing your headphones from the time when you walk through the door in the morning until quitting time. PGP.
Now my eyes actually are red because of allergies. PGP.
Dom Toretto lived his life a quarter mile at a time. I live mine a half gallon of milk at a time. PGP.
Seriously considering failing the company’s drug test on purpose. PGP.
1: “You watch the game last night?” 2: “Which one?” PGP.
Microwaving toast. PGP.
Mentally preparing for when this season of Game of Thrones ends, a month ahead of time. PGP.
Getting a technical issue resolved is determined solely by how much you’re willing to let the IT guy sexually harass you. PGP.