Receiving EOD requests at 4:58pm
One person is sick in the office. The dreaded countdown until it reaches my cubicle. #PGP
The highlight of my day was getting a good parking spot. PGP.
Spending 20 minutes trying find your car in the parking lot, before remembering that you took public transit to work. #PGP
Taking Tums while at the bar.
Using extra hand sanitizer to mask the smell of last night’s happy hour.
Awkwardly removing valuables from your car while they guy waits to starts detailing it. PGP.
Feigning plans when invited to happy hour because your budget’s already exhausted.
I almost said “compliments to the chef”at a Chili’s.
Referencing an assistant that you don’t have to people outside of your office. PGP.
Could really go for a Lean Cuisine right about now. PGP.
The office Keurig broke which means I’m getting literally nothing done today. PGP.