Shutting your office door when you hear someone’s kids were brought into work. PGP.

I thought the VMAs were inappropriate. PGP.

Sweating through your dress shirt within 10 seconds of going outside. PGP.

Ordering an appetizer as an entree so you can afford an extra drink. PGP.

That person in the office who always CC’s your bosses in every email they send to you. PGP.

Getting excited over practical gifts, like socks. PGP.

Never having anything cool to share when someone asks, “So what’s new?” PGP.

Actually keeping and using the discount dockets from receipts. PGP.

Deliberately taking lunch as late as possible so the afternoon goes quicker. PGP.

Having to actually dust off your golf clubs when you finally get to use them. PGP.

Your only wingman at the office happy hour being 20 years older than you and divorced. PGP.

Trying to explain your problem to the outsourced IT desk in India. PGP.