Not knowing if your mid-afternoon headache is the result of too much coffee, or not enough coffee. PGP.

Forgetting that you actually have to leave a message when a client doesn’t pick up. PGP.

Not caring about sitting in traffic anymore because it’s just less time you have to be in the office. PGP.

Made out with a coworker on Friday. Get assigned project with them on Monday. PGP.

Looking forward to Jeopardy every night. PGP.

Referring to your long walk across the parking lot as your “morning workout.” PGP.

“Let’s do lunch sometime.” PGP.

Watching “Boy Meets World” and identifying with Feeny more than Cory. PGP.

Too lazy to take the stairs but too impatient to wait for the elevator. PGP.

Being the first one in and the last one out. PGP.

Will I get fired for punching my cubicle neighbor next time he brags about his upcoming date? PGP.

Getting a second interview, but only owning one interview outfit. PGP.