The guy who signs off of Gchat at exactly 5 o’clock everyday. PGP.

Feeling disgusted when you sit on a warm toilet seat at work. PGP.

Having to use PTO because your cable guy is allegedly coming by between 12-5. PGP.

Waiting out that whole extra minute at the end of the day to ensure you’re not the first one to leave. PGP.

That totally helpless feeling when the internet is down. PGP.

Going to bed before your parents. PGP.

Natural lighting irritates my eyes. PGP.

“Maybe I should cut gluten out of my diet.” PGP.

Making the transition from large to extra large shirts. PGP.

3 jellies, 2 moves, 1 life. PGP.

Immediately regretting watching “This is 40.” PGP.

Mowing the yard for exercise. PGP.