Watching a television series just so you and your coworkers will have something in common to discuss. PGP.

Talking to yourself. PGP.

Having to “curb your vocabulary” during work hours. PGP.

When your planner begins to look like a comfortable place to rest your head. PGP.

Buying the footlong so you have lunch and dinner, but then eating the whole thing for lunch. PGP.

“She’s office hot.” PGP.

The coworker who puts cheesy Clip Art in every report. PGP.

Crying over spilt coffee. PGP.

The new hire doing way more work than is necessary, and making the rest of us look bad. PGP.

Everyone rushing to the office windows to discuss the sudden change in weather. PGP.

The “one hand under your chin, one hand on the mouse” nap. PGP.

Old people putting their sausage fingers on your computer screen to show you where something is. PGP.