Still having stamps on your hand from the bars on Monday morning. PGP.

When the automatic toilet doesn’t flush and your coworker walks into the stall right after you. PGP.

The coworker who ends rude emails with a smiley face. PGP.

We’re having a costume party in the office. I’m going as a miserable employee. PGP.

Not caring about Halloween since it doesn’t get you a day off from work. PGP.

When everyone starts becoming “we” instead of “me.” PGP.

“What are your kids being for Halloween?” PGP.

Your new email being “firstname.lastname@company.com.” PGP.

Being required to have candy at your desk in case coworkers bring their kids on Halloween. PGP.

Rewarding yourself for accomplishing something miniscule. PGP.

Still being afraid to look at NSFW things on the internet at home. PGP.

Saying “Just living the dream!” when, in fact, you’re not. PGP.