I got to work early and had to sit in my car for 30 minutes because I don’t have the alarm code yet. PGP.

Grown adults completely losing their shit the second the coffee maker breaks. PGP.

Strategically leaving your computer on a screen that makes it look like you were doing work when you leave your desk. PGP.

“You’re a slave to money, then you die.” -The Verve PGP.

Dressing for the temperature in your office, not the temperature outside. PGP.

Desperately choking down that last gulp of room temperature coffee at the bottom of your mug. PGP.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets sent to HR. PGP.

Management announced we’re hiring two new associates. We only have one empty office. PGP.

I win at least one argument with my boss per day in my head in the shower. PGP.

Following the local weather person on Twitter. PGP.

Few things in life are more frustrating than a hard coded Excel cell. PGP.

Making a late push for the playoffs in your fantasy league. PGP.