My job is so repetitive that I can do it all by muscle memory. PGP.

I’m dreading spending $100 on that terrible NYE party. PGP.

Setting your fantasy lineup for the consolation bracket. PGP.

Looking forward to the start of your bowling league. PGP.

“What floor are you on?” PGP.

The more caffeine I drink, the more acceptable I think my inappropriate comments are. PGP.

If I go out for lunch every day I’ll be broke, but if I don’t go out for lunch every day I’ll have no friends. PGP.

My get rich quick and quit working forever scheme only put me further in debt. PGP.

Last minute gift cards reminding friends and family exactly how much they’re worth. PGP.

Hearing about your drunken antics at the company Christmas party and subsequently feeling like a moron. PGP.

Pretending to be disappointed when your annoying cubicle neighbor gets relocated. PGP.

One of the few people in the office this week because you ran out of vacation days. PGP.