Freshman 15 meet postgrad 30. PGP.

A beautiful girl at the bar on Saturday said she recognized me from Tinder. I checked and we weren’t matched up. PGP.

Learning the hard way that 5-hour Energy wasn’t lying about the “two thirty feeling.” PGP.

Killing the office plant. PGP.

Adding tasks you’ve already completed to your to-do list so there’s something to cross off. PGP.

When your 2-year work anniversary feels more like 20. PGP.

The first hour and last hour at work are completely void of productivity. PGP.

Using YouTube in the office is a gateway drug to Netflix. PGP.

Cutting bigger and bigger corners at work, but no one notices because your job is that unimportant. PGP.

Consistently deciding to stare at a cinder block wall instead of doing your job. PGP.

“Having fun yet?” PGP.

When your hangover from the night before prevents you from going out. PGP.