Actually enjoying reruns of “Frasier.” PGP.

Making the jump from being unemployed to being precariously employed. PGP.

Too old to be wild and free but too young to be over the hill. PGP.

The “Is it worth turning the heat past 65?” struggle. PGP.

That “new pair of dress socks” feeling. PGP.

Christian Bale’s “American Hustle” combover/beer gut making you feel infinitely better about your own combover/beer gut. PGP.

“Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.” -Homer Simpson PGP.

Avoiding cleaning unless there is a distinct potential for coitus. PGP.

The new walk of shame involves you carrying your laptop down to IT. PGP.

Putting your alarm clock on the other side of your bedroom to force you to get out of bed to hit snooze. PGP.

There’s a ginger in the cleaning crew that always looks annoyed and I’m a little afraid of him. PGP.

Saying “Same shit, different day” just a little to loud near the boss’s office when a coworker asks “Whats’ up?” PGP.