Joined Mint.com and immediately received a negative net worth alert because of student loans. PGP.

“Hey, did you get that thing I sent you?” PGP.

Convinced my boss hasn’t bought new work clothes since he entered the work force in the early ’80s. PGP.

Googling the least serious injury that qualifies you for worker’s compensation. PGP.

Being genuinely upset the Weather Channel is not on DirecTV anymore. PGP.

Running into your boss at the liquor store on a Wednesday and just giving each other a silent nod because work is that crappy. PGP.

Pretending to be sick earlier in the week so you don’t have to show up on Friday. PGP.

A new Whole Foods is opening near the office, and it’s been the only topic of conversation for three days. PGP.

My dad wanted to take pictures before I left on my first business trip. PGP.

I threw out my back at my cousin’s wedding while dancing to “Shout.” PGP.

Going to Goodwill after college and getting slightly depressed knowing people actually need these clothes. PGP.

Choosing to drink an entire bottle of wine at home rather than go out to the bars. PGP.