Too old for Country Fest, too young for Newport Jazz, too poor for Coachella. PGP.

Envying the window washer’s job when he’s outside your window. PGP.

High heels making it impossible to cross your legs under your desk. PGP.

The significant drop in free donuts for the first few weeks after the new year begins. PGP.

Actually reading the articles in Playboy. PGP.

When you try to explain to someone what your job entails and their eyes glaze over and you see exactly when they check out mentally. PGP.

Hating myself now for thinking I was “fat” in high school. PGP.

The wave of laughs going around the office as a “hilarious” mass email circulates. PGP.

Listening to a coworker talk about her kidney stones. PGP.

Trying to make personal calls sound like work calls on your end. PGP.

When a client asks if you’re old enough to get into bars. PGP.

My parents have endorsed me for every skill I have listed on LinkedIn. PGP.