Daylight savings time having no effect on leaving work before it’s dark out.

Two of my bosses put on a violin and flute show to boost morale during the lunch break. I can’t make this shit up. #PGP

Skipping the closet and just living entirely out of the dryer. #PGP

The awkward moment when your boss asked you to perform a task you lied about being proficient in on your résumé PGP

The Yellow King’s girlfriend complaining about not having sex in three weeks.

Thinking about settling down. PGP.

Looking forward to a television show more than anything else on the weekend. PGP.

I would still rather be a Pokémon Master than whatever it is I’m doing with my life.

Spending more time in traffic than at work

Letting a $4 bottle of red wine “breathe” for 20 minutes before drinking. PGP.

That awkward moment when a co-worker catches you stuffing your back pack with office snacks. I need a raise.

Going to the office just to get out of the house. PGP