Being forced to organize the March Madness Office Pool because you are the youngest. #PGP

Finding ways to secretly print out and fill out my bracket without my boss noticing.

Having nightmares about checking your inbox on Monday morning.

I have no cell service at my cube, so I took up smoking so I can go out back and Tinder PGP.

Caring more about power tools and vacuum cleaners than you ever have #PGP

Rolling up your sleeves to look busy instead of actually doing work. #PGP

My ears hairs are noticeable.

My Outlook isn’t working, but I’m holding off submitting a ticket to IT, so I can enjoy an empty inbox.

Strategically hydrating all day for your four beers at happy hour and still waking up the next day with a pounding ache. PGP

Pulled a muscle first at-bat of kickball

My high school sweetheart is already beginning to bald.

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