Some just went rogue and sent 56 blank emails to the list-serve, asshole. #PGP

Getting disciplined by your boss for doing what your boss’ boss told you to do.

Using your rest time between sets at the gym to text about where you’re going for drinks after.

Not understanding how people with lower salaries manage to eat out every night.

Being unable to determine whether she’s nice or flirting when in the office and afraid of getting referred to HR for trying.

Telling the girls in the bar you’re 21, and telling clients you’re 29.

Coworker brought in leftovers from a party she hosted. Today I am eating like I don’t want my pants to fit anymore.

My money is mostly spent on looking like I’m some sort of success story. PGP

I wish skipping work was as simple as skipping class.

Recognizing your coworkers by their odor

I have a love hate relationship with Mint.com PGP

Finding out years later that your parents were right. About everything. PGP