Highlight of my day was seeing an email about a sale at Jos A Bank. PGP.
“Please find the attached…”
End of Quarter being more important than the birth of a child PGP
Felt a strange sense of pride after writing an email with the perfect amount of passive aggressive, before that response time anxiety kicked in. PGP
Got a cold Thursday and took a sick day on Friday. Not a single person believes that I’m sick.
I have 3 Starbucks gift cards in my wallet, all with about 50 cents left on them.
Today starts tax season.
My boss just said “well, there’s 50 hours in a work week”, even though I only get paid for 40. PGP.
The guy in the stall next to me clearly overdid it during the National Championship Game last night. PGP.
My vyvanse cost $256 dollars today because I haven’t met my deductible yet. PGP.
I’m going to take a meteorologist’s approach to work: “there’s a 50% chance I’ll get this right”
A bird pooped on my head this morning, so that was a nice start to my day. PGP