My dad asked me if my insurance was an HMO or PPO. I have no idea what that means. PGP.
Can’t I just get straight cash for Christmas? PGP.
“My college football team is done for the season” depression. PGP.
Referring to your cubicle as your office. PGP.
Focusing more on the free food than the topic at hand during lunch meetings. PGP.
Being furiously jealous of the senior coworkers who hoarded all their vacation and are out until 2014. PGP.
Losing your security badge. PGP.
Coming back from a “dentist appointment” in a suit. PGP.
Overly enthusiastic work emails. PGP.
Passing out due to exhaustion right after work only to wake up in the middle of the night to start the cycle over again. PGP.
Buying and immediately emptying out three-quarters of a hand soap dispenser right before your parents visit. PGP.
Shamefully shouting out of the stall when the janitor asks if anyone’s in the restroom. PGP.