Sitting on a warm toilet at work is the same as finding out your buddy already tagged your one night stand. PGP.

Seriously contemplating making an audition tape for “Big Brother” for the extra money. PGP.

“Maybe Viagra really is right for me.” PGP.

Having to stock up on toilet paper for your fantasy draft party. PGP.

Keeping your diploma over your liquor shelf to remind yourself that you can still accomplish things when you spend most of your time drunk. PGP.

“Come to my office,” really just means “come and hang out for 20 minutes while waiting for your superior to answer their own question.” PGP.

Girlfriend got into bed with her retainer in…again. PGP.

45 male employees. One stall. PGP.

My office nemesis nominated me for the ALS ice bucket challenge. PGP.

We have a “Senior Analyst” who is 24. PGP.

Delayed joining PGP for as long as I could. You have me now. PGP.

I ate a hamburger bun for breakfast. PGP.