Leaving the bars before 2:00am so you can beat the traffic. PGP.

Getting the deluxe shells and cheddar because you’re an adult now. PGP.

Monday morning online bank statements that let you know how badly you blew it over the weekend. PGP.

Forgetting to put those new cover sheets on your TPS reports. PGP.

Flight delays in crappy airports. PGP.

Avoiding multiple trips to the car by carrying so many grocery bags that you’re in physical pain. PGP.

Always browsing for cars that are way above your pay grade. PGP.

Spending a shit ton of time in the vitamin section. PGP.

Changing your password while drunk. PGP.

Not correcting the coworker who has been calling you the wrong name for 6 months. PGP.

Skipping the paper towel after washing your hands to avoid bathroom conversations. PGP.

Air conditioner battles with coworkers. PGP.

Saying you’ll “look into it” and not looking into it. PGP.

Started my diet this morning, but the company catered Olive Garden for lunch. PGP.

Mastering the art of zoning out for 8 hours. PGP.

Hearing music from your childhood on classic rock stations. PGP.

The decision between generic or brand name. PGP.

Genuinely excited over a new pair of work socks. PGP.

“I can’t handle more than a couple college football tailgates this year.” PGP.

Saying “Let me check my schedule,” knowing damn well you’re not busy. PGP.