My girlfriend’s Pinterest is full of engagement rings. PGP.

Being nervous you got fired when you have no new emails in the morning. PGP.

I’ve been here for nine months and still can’t figure out how to use the landline. PGP.

I’m going to attempt to relive my glory days this weekend. Pray for me. PGP.

Answering the phone on speaker every time a call comes in. PGPM.

The least productive part of my day is when I’m at work. PGP.

The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.

The sense of victory you get when you see someone you didn’t like from college post that they’re going to Grad School. PGP.

Can’t tell if my life is getting better or if my standards are just dropping. PGP.

My friends are tailgating right now. I’m at my desk. PGP.

Started to use Rogaine for about a week. Got ED for two weeks and lost hair. PGP.

Finally bonded with the VP. It’s his last day. PGP.