“If you pay for my drinks, I’ll let you have my Netflix password.” PGP.
Actually paying attention to life advice from a cab driver. PGP.
Showing up to work at 8:00, but not starting work till 10:00. PGP.
Liking an engagement photo on Instagram because you think it increases your chances of getting invited to the wedding. PGP.
Mowing the yard for exercise. PGP.
Immediately regretting watching “This is 40.” PGP.
3 jellies, 2 moves, 1 life. PGP.
“Maybe I should cut gluten out of my diet.” PGP.
Natural lighting irritates my eyes. PGP.
Going to bed before your parents. PGP.
That totally helpless feeling when the internet is down. PGP.
Waiting out that whole extra minute at the end of the day to ensure you’re not the first one to leave. PGP.