Not sure if my shakes are coming from my hangover or my coffee. PGP.

Budget cuts. PGP.

Considering overdraft fees a monthly expense. PGP.

Putting every hotel’s claim of “complementary” to the test. PGP.

Using a week’s worth of PTO to sit at home on your couch. PGP.

Taking out of town company workshops because it’s sort of like a vacation. PGP.

Pre-ordering the standard, 16GB iPhone 6 and still needing to put it on a credit card. PGP.

The lady next to me has been talking about her gout for 20 minutes. PGP.

R.I.P. ’96 Ford Taurus. Hello public transportation. PGP.

This whole Ray Rice thing really makes me wonder how many times someone has seen me pick my nose while riding an elevator alone. PGP.

Being the first person to crack open a beer in the corporate skybox. PGPM.

I got overly enthusiastic when I got an email from my local Junior League. PGP.