All passive aggression everything. PGP.

Convincing yourself that taking the stairs once a day counteracts your horrendously unhealthy eating habits. PGP.

Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.

Christmas Eve is considered a mandatory workday in my office. PGP.

Extra innings on a weeknight. PGP.

Expensing a black car to the airport two weeks into an entry level job. PGPM.

I missed football on Saturday to meet with a customer. Then they canceled after kickoff. PGP.

Office bathroom is right outside my door. My boss ate Mexican for lunch. PGP.

Being way too excited about a lateral jump within the company for no extra money, but a parking pass to the garage. PGP.

Actually having a job that has me too busy to get on PGP anymore. PGP.

Today we got free bagels at the office. I took one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. PGP.

Hours go by and nobody comes to my desk. As soon as I let out one fart, all of a sudden everyone in the office needs to come talk to me. PGP.